attractive friend: wow im so ugly
me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
The awkward moment when you look in the mirror &...
me: dont cry dont cry dont cry
mind: dont cry dont cry dont cry
eyes: lol lets go niagara falls on this bitch
People that legitimately do every homework...
Me: I could do it, you know
Me: Get off tumblr, do my homework
Tumblr: You wouldn't make it 5 minutes
Attractive person: Hey
Me: wtf who is paying you to do this
parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
Adults: Any thoughts on careers?
Me: Marvel was an asshole.
Me: But I like Cato.
Me: What kind of name is Glimmer?
Me: I’d hate to be in an arena with Clove.
Me: Oh. You mean a job...