June 2012
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May 2012
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attractive friend: wow im so ugly
me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
May 9th
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Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
May 6th
April 2012
48 posts
Apr 29th
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The awkward moment when you look in the mirror &...
Apr 29th
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Apr 23rd
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me: dont cry dont cry dont cry
mind: dont cry dont cry dont cry
me:
me:
eyes: lol lets go niagara falls on this bitch
Apr 19th
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People that legitimately do every homework...
mister-comedy:
Apr 15th
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Apr 11th
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Me: I could do it, you know
Me: Get off tumblr, do my homework
Tumblr: You wouldn't make it 5 minutes
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Attractive person: Hey
Me: wtf who is paying you to do this
Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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Adults: Any thoughts on careers?
Me: Marvel was an asshole.
Adults:
Me: But I like Cato.
Adults:
Me: What kind of name is Glimmer?
Adults:
Me: I’d hate to be in an arena with Clove.
Adults:
Me:
Adults:
Me:
Adults:
Me: Oh. You mean a job...
Apr 6th
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