| attractive friend: | wow im so ugly |
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| me: | if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then |
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| attractive friend: | wow im so ugly |
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| me: | if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then |
wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
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Ummm, no?…
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always always haha
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loool
| me: | dont cry dont cry dont cry |
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| mind: | dont cry dont cry dont cry |
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| eyes: | lol lets go niagara falls on this bitch |