attractive friend: wow im so ugly
me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then

cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

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Q
Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Anonymous
A

Ummm, no?…


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The awkward moment when you look in the mirror & think “did I look like that all day?”




fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ Read Edgar Allan Poe ” Bottom text: “ Become strangely aroused by his language ”]

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ Read Edgar Allan Poe ” Bottom text: “ Become strangely aroused by his language ”]


duhelephant:

always always haha

duhelephant:

always always haha



m4nduh:

loool

m4nduh:

loool


me: dont cry dont cry dont cry
mind: dont cry dont cry dont cry
me:
me:
eyes: lol lets go niagara falls on this bitch